Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
14.06.2025 18:56

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
Why do a lot of autistic people not know how to style their hair?
I can read
I don’t buy bullshit
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
Do girls ever miss their first love?
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
When does a woman know she is cumming?
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
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I can count
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
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I understand how hurricane paths work
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
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I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
What did someone say to you that instantly made you realize their life was in danger?
I know who the president of Turkey really is
I see through liars
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
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I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I actually pay taxes
I have a reading level above third grade
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I don’t cotton to rapists
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I have complete contempt for fakery
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write